deppsex: but why would you even give him the waterbed he had scissors for hands scissors
MY EYES HURT
Someone just sent me an IM in spanish…yo no hablo español
plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
Oh & now all the people that hate everything everyone else likes is going to be bitching about Magic Mike while it’s still in the spotlight. Shut the fuck up.
ageros: I’ll be just fine, pretending I’m not. I’m far from lonely, and it’s all that I got.
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
I cried, how adorable